Vague and Tenebrous Tweets by Almario Vernard Chalmers: Did Chalmers get benched today?

By Joe

This is a running blog post of all the entertaining stuff Mario Chalmers writes on Twitter and/or Instagram…

This is a great thing, this new blog-post idea, because I can pretty much speculate about whatever I want because Mario Chalmers is so enjoyably vague and tenebrous when he communicates with … his fans? … his teammates? … his coaches? … his family? … himself? I’m not quite sure, but does it matter? That’s also part of the fun, obviously. Who the heck is Mario Chalmers talking to and what on Earth is he talking about?

Monday, Oct. 6, 2014

Is Mario Chalmers benched?

I raise this question based on purely anecdotal evidence, if you even want to call it that. After a long day of practice, in which the team ran over its scheduled stopping time by at least an hour, Chalmers posted this to Instagram:

“After the day of negativity I had it’s good to b around some positive energy…”

Why would Chalmers be depressed? Well, being demoted to second-string point guard is enough to put anyone from Miami in a bad mood. (Of course, so is being in stuck in traffic on Biscayne Boulevard waiting on that damn …read more

Source:: Raanan Katz – Miami Herald – Miami Heat